Jarvis - Manchester Academy -19.2.07

Rather than write a review for Jarvis we thought we'd bring you the Jarvis Cocker guide to dancing which in many ways recreates his stage invasion during Michael Jacksons Earth Song at the Brits.

1. Are you dancing, im asking?

2. You're not dancing, well kiss my skinny ass

3. Look what you're missing out on - its better than Beyonce

4. Its 2am, im on my own and maybe I shouldn't have turned down that munter earlier. F**k C**ts are still running the world...yada yada yada

Photos: Kirsty Umback www.kirstyumback.com

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